HAPPY ST URHO'S DAY There are NO grasshoppers in Finland today due to the bravery and perseverance of Good St Urho who drove them out with his pitchfork to save the grape harvest... (or so the story goes) --- Ooksi kooksi coolama vee Santia Urho is ta poy for me! He sase out ta hoppers as pig as pirds. Neffer peefor haff I hurd tose words! He reely tolt tose pugs of kreen Braffest Finn I effer seen Some celebrate for St. Pat unt hiss nakes Putt Urho poyka kot what it takes. He kot tall and trong from feelia sour Unt ate kala moyakka effery hour. Tat's why tat kuy could sase toes peetles What krew as thick as chack bine neetles. So let's give a cheer in hower pest vay On Sixteenth of March, St. Urho's Tay.

Posted by Aaron Dahl at 2026-03-16 16:09:41 UTC